I was at the casino one day, playing a table with this wonderfully sweet elderly lady - think central casting stereotypical granny. Young guy comes to the table , just turned 21, never played before. Everyone was kind to him, explaining the game. He gets two face cards, wants to split them. Granny sweetly turns to him and says “Honey, if you had a 10-inch @#^% , would you cut it in half ?” We were howling !

Hahah, now you have me howling with laughter at that comment!

haha, oh my gosh! That poor guy was probably so red in the face! This is why you do NOT mess with your elders - some still have fire left in ‘em!

Wow, talk about scary old ladies!! I think I’d die if someone did that to me!

Dang that Granny has it goin’ on! I’d lvoe to play a game of Texas Hold’em with her some day.

Wo ho… Granny’s gone wild. I have also experienced some really witty grannies. They would cut you into pieces with single shot. Beware of Crazy Grannies.

Wo man, that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard about grannies. From now on I would stay atleast few meters away from any granny in the casino. They are crazy and witty too - a lethal combination.

....cut that in to 2 pieces? .... ha ha ha ... that granny must have been really potent.

Seriously I think she might have done it under effect of alcohol or something.

playdow - 17 January 2009 05:59 AM

....cut that in to 2 pieces? .... ha ha ha ... that granny must have been really potent.

Seriously I think she might have done it under effect of alcohol or something.

Either that or Granny is hardcore.

JackleAce - 17 January 2009 10:16 AM

playdow - 17 January 2009 05:59 AM

....cut that in to 2 pieces? .... ha ha ha ... that granny must have been really potent.

Seriously I think she might have done it under effect of alcohol or something.

Either that or Granny is hardcore.

Dang, I wish my granny was hardcore like that. I think this is the most popular story on here, lol.

FOld - 17 January 2009 10:33 AM

JackleAce - 17 January 2009 10:16 AM

playdow - 17 January 2009 05:59 AM

....cut that in to 2 pieces? .... ha ha ha ... that granny must have been really potent.

Seriously I think she might have done it under effect of alcohol or something.

Either that or Granny is hardcore.

Dang, I wish my granny was hardcore like that. I think this is the most popular story on here, lol.

Well, considering I’m new and came to check out the stories and this was like… the first to catch my eye… lol.

And yes, that Granny was… ‘hardcore’, lol.

Man. Just, wow. WOW. Crazy Granny. She’s suddenly become an online legend on here judging from everyone’s comments. :O

This grandma should be the icon for this 21 forum thing. She really should be. As chippies sad, she seems to be becoming a legend in her own way.

This story is really funny! From now on I will make sure that I don’t cross any grannies in casino…

Same here! I too would never cross any granny in a casino. I would go totally numb if I heard something like that!

I’d be afraid of ANY elders in casinos now!

Well, as long as she got her point across…